Past PSB Survey Results - 2003 Surveys
This page presents the results of surveys I conducted in the year 2003. The results of surveys conducted in 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020 appear on separate pages.
Note: The response in each survey that received the most votes is highlighted in bold red. I usually list the responses in descending order according to the number of votes, but in a few cases I've decided that the results may be clearer or more meaningful if I list them in some other order. Incidentally, I do vote in my own surveysand, yes, I vote only once. More often than not, what I vote for doesn't come in first place. In the results below, the symbol ¤ appears after the item(s) that I voted for in each survey.
Survey
139 - Week of December 28, 2003 Given or received PSB-related gifts? (148 voters) |
Have you ever given or received a PSB-related item (record, tape, CD, video, DVD, book, etc.) as a gift to or from someone else?
35.1%
- "I've both given and received PSB-related items as gifts." ¤
28.4% - "No, never."
18.9%
- "I've received one or more as gifts, but haven't given any."
17.6%
- "I've given one or more as gifts, but haven't received any."
Survey
138 - Week of December 21, 2003 Song hurt the most by the single edit? (128 voters) |
Of the Pet Shop Boys singles that are merely edits* of the original album track-not identical, but not a remix or a remake, either-which one do you believe "suffers" the most from the edit? (To put it another way, which edit "hurts" the song the most?)
33.6%
- I Get Along ¤
25.8% - Being Boring
14.1%
- None of these; the edits neither hurt nor improve the songs
08.6%
- I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any More
05.5%
- West End Girls
04.7% - New York City Boy
03.1%
- Before
02.3%
- None of these; I think they're all improved by the edit
01.6%
- Some other single not listed here**
00.8%
- Home and Dry
*I didn't include "Rent," "Domino Dancing," and "Left to My Own Devices" among the choices because there's some debate as to whether these singles are "merely edits" of the album tracks as opposed to remixes. (I had included them in the previous week's poll, which covered similar territory for remixed singles.) Also, in the case of the latter two singles, even if they were only edits, they were much more drastic edits than the songs I included in the list. Voters, if they wished, were still free to send those choices to me as "write-in" votes. As it turned out, no one did.
**The two voters who selected this option didn't email me their alternate choices.
Survey
137 - Week of December 14, 2003 Prefer album version to single mix? (126 voters) |
A number of Pet Shop Boys single mixes have been significantly different from (that is, more than just an edit of) the original album mix. In which of the following cases do you prefer the album mix over the single mix? (Please select all that apply.*)
31.7%
- Left to My Own Devices ¤
23.8%
- Domino Dancing
23.8%
- How Can You Expect to Be Taken Seriously?
23.0%
- I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing
23.0%
- Yesterday, When I Was Mad
22.2%
- Heart
18.3%
- A Red Letter Day
17.5%
- Rent
15.1%
- Suburbia
15.1%
- It's Alright
15.1%
- Jealousy
11.9%
- Always on My Mind
12.7%
- Single-Bilingual**
08.7% - Opportunities (Let's
Make Lots of Money)
04.8% - Some other single not listed here:***
01.6%
- I Get Along
00.8%
- New York City Boy
00.8%
- London
08.7% - None of the above
*Because voters could choose more than one option, the percentages total to considerably more than 100%.
**After I had launched this survey, it was correctly pointed out to me by more than one person that "Single-Bilingual" is, in fact, nearly identical to the album version (edited only slightly to avoid the fade-in from the preceding track, "Discoteca") and therefore not "significantly" different. This was an error on my part. I was relying on memory, and I must have confused it with the new remix of "Discoteca" that appeared as a bonus track on the "Single-Bilingual" single. Then again, it didn't prevent a surprisingly large number of people from including it among their choices. Which just goes to show youwell, I'm not sure what, but it must go to show you something.
***These were write-in votes. Two voters who selected "Some other single not listed here" didn't email me their choices, which explains why the percentages for the three "write-in songs" listed don't add up to the percentage for "Some other single not listed here."
Survey
136 - Week of December 7, 2003 Remix preferred to single/album version? (208 voters) |
Which Pet Shop Boys singles have, in your opinion, at least one official remix that substantially improves on the single or original album versiona remix that you prefer listening to as opposed to the single or the original album track? (Please select all that apply.*)
29.3% - I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing
29.3% - Yesterday, When
I Was Mad
27.4% - A Red Letter Day
25.9% - How Can You Expect
to Be Taken Seriously?
22.6% - New York City Boy ¤
20.7% - Suburbia
17.3% - What Have I Done to Deserve This?
16.3%
- It's Alright
15.9% - Left to My Own Devices
15.4% - Love Comes Quickly
15.4% - Always on My Mind
15.4% - Domino
Dancing
13.9% - Somewhere
13.5% - I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't
Give It Any More
13.0% - So Hard
12.5% - Heart
12.5% - Jealousy ¤
12.0% - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)
12.0% - Home and Dry ¤
11.1% - West End Girls
11.1% - It's a Sin
11.1% - Was It Worth It?
10.1% - Miracles
09.6% - DJ Culture
09.6% - Before
09.1% - Being Boring
08.7% - Break 4 Love
08.7% - London
08.2% - Rent
08.2% - Go West
08.2% - Paninaro '95
07.2% - Absolutely Fabulous
05.8% - Se A Vida É
(That's the Way Life Is)
05.3% - To Step Aside
04.8% - Can You Forgive
Her?
04.8% - You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk
04.3% - Where
the Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You)
03.4% - Single-Bilingual
03.4% - Liberation
01.9% - Some other single not listed here:**
01.0%
- Discoteca
00.5%
- Young Offender
05.8% - None of the above
*Because voters could choose more than one option, the percentages total to considerably more than 100%.
**These, in effect, were "write-in" votes. In these cases, I left it up to the voters to determine for themselves what was or was not a "single." One voter, however, who chose "Some other single not listed here" did not inform me of his or her preference.
Survey
135 - Week of November 30, 2003 Favorite art/packaging of a single (170 voters) |
Which PSB single's cover art (that is, packaging/sleeve graphics) is your favorite? (Since many of the singles have had more than one cover, please consider each of those as a "set.")
11.2%
- I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing
06.5%
- Before
05.3%
- Heart
05.3%
- DJ Culture
04.7%
- I Get Along
04.1%
- Suburbia
04.1%
- Left to My Own Devices
04.1%
- Being Boring
03.5%
- Love Comes Quickly
03.5%
- Paninaro '95
03.5%
- I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any More
03.5%
- Miracles
02.9%
- So Hard
02.9%
- Se A Vida E (That's the Way Life Is)
02.9%
- You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk
02.4%
- Rent ¤
*
02.4%
- Can You Forgive Her?
02.4%
- Liberation
02.4%
- Single-Bilingual
02.4%
- A Red Letter Day
02.4%
- Somewhere
01.8%
- It's a Sin
01.8%
- Always on My Mind
01.8%
- Where the Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You)
01.8%
- Jealousy
01.8%
- Home and Dry
01.2%
- West End Girls
01.2% - What Have
I Done to Deserve This?
01.2%
- Domino Dancing
01.2%
- Was It Worth It?
01.2%
- Go West
01.2%
- New York City Boy
00.6%
- How Can You Expect to Be Taken Seriously?
00.6%
- Yesterday, When I Was Mad
00.6%
- Some other single not listed here (please email me your choice)**
00.0%
- Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)
00.0%
- It's Alright
00.0%
- Absolutely Fabulous
00.0%
- To Step Aside
00.0%
- Break 4 Love
00.0%
- London
*Why is "Rent" my own favorite art/packaging of a single? I love the stark simplicity of the black-and-white photo of the dressed-down Neil and Chris standing next to the train tracks, dramatically backlit with their long shadows advancing on the viewer. A little ominous; a little sexy. It's quite possibly my all-time favorite single photo of the Pet Shop Boys.
**The
one person who voted for "Some other single not listed here" didn't
email me his or her own choice of favorite art/packaging.
Survey
134 - Week of November 23, 2003 PSB/Erasure collaboration? (186 voters) |
Pet Shop Boys and Erasure- If you could choose only one of the following to occur, which would it be?
48.4%
- PSB and Erasure should never do anything together.
09.1%
- They should write and record a "one-off" single together.
07.0%
- They should go on a major world concert tour together. ¤
05.9%
- They should face each other in a televised "Celebrity Wrestling" tag-team
match.
04.3%
- PSB should record an Erasure song.
04.3%
- They should record a "one-off" cover song together.
04.3% - They
should go off on a long holiday together.
03.8%
- Erasure should record an album written and produced by PSB.
03.2%
- They should "trade partners" for one new song per pair.
03.3%
- PSB and Erasure should record a whole album together.
02.7%
- PSB should record an album of "classic" Erasure songs.
01.6%
- Erasure should record an album of "classic" PSB songs.
01.6% -
Erasure should record a PSB song.
00.5% - PSB should record an album written
and produced by Erasure.
Survey
133 - Week of November 16, 2003 Which interviews/popumentaries have you heard? (125 voters) |
Through the years, a number of lengthy radio interviews or "popumentaries" with the Pet Shop Boys have been broadcast and subsequently made available to fans. Which of the following PSB interviews or popumentaries have you heard? (Please select all that apply.)*
54.4%
- 2003 BBC Radio 2 Pet Shop Boys, Really ¤
46.4%
- 1997 BBC About Pet Shop Boys (later issued to Fan Club members) ¤
28.0%
- Other major interview(s) or "popumentaries" not mentioned here
18.4% - 1987 Actually interview (later issued on a picture CD) ¤
12.8% - 1997 Bilingual interview (issued on a promo CD)
09.6% - 1990 Behaviour interview (issued in 2000 on a picture CD)
04.8% - 1987 Talk (issued on a promo interview CD)
04.0% - 1989 Hot Rocks The Pet Shop Boys
Story
03.2% - 1988 Hitline USA interview
*Because voters could make more than one selection, the percentages total to more than 100%.
Survey
132 - Week of November 9, 2003 Neil's comments about online fan forums (177 voters) |
Near the end of the recent BBC Radio 2 documentary Pet Shop Boys, Really, Neil made some rather controversial comments about online PSB fandom-fan forums in particular. Which of the following statements comes closest to how you feel about what Neil said?
26.6%
- "I think it's funny."
24.3%
- "I can't comment because I haven't heard it or read about it."
11.9%
- "It was an off-the-cuff remark and shouldn't be taken seriously." ¤
10.7%
- "I agree with him 100%!"
05.1%
- "I agree with what he said, but not how he said it."
04.0%
- "I feel hurt, even betrayed. He owes their fans an apology."
03.4%
- "I disagree with what he said, but I can see his point."
03.4%
- "It's unfortunate, but no big deal."
03.4%
- "Who cares what pop stars think?"
02.8%
- "I'm extremely angryso much that I may no longer be a fan."
02.3%
- "I largely agree with him, but not totally."
02.3%
- "I'm irritated, but I'll get over it."
Survey
131 - Week of November 2, 2003 How do you feel about "Paris City Boy"? (166 voters) |
Which of the following statements comes closest to how you feel about the news that the Pet Shop Boys have re-recorded "New York City Boy" as "Paris City Boy" for the French edition of PopArt?
21.7%
- "It's a nice nod to their French fans."
16.9%
- "It's a marketing strategy, that's all."
09.6%
- "It's truly bizarre."
09.0%
- "It's hilarious!"
08.4%
- "It's brilliant!"
06.6%
- "I never much cared for NYCB, so it doesn't bother me."
06.6%
- "I'm a bit disappointed. They should have left NYCB 'as is.'" ¤
06.6%
- "It's one of the worst ideas they've ever had!"
06.6%
- "I don't care about it one way or the other."
06.0%
- "It's really stupid."
01.8%
- "It's an interesting political statement."
Survey
130 - Week of October 26, 2003 Predicted U.K. chart peak for "Miracles" (158 voters) |
What do you honestly believe will be the peak position on the U.K. pop chart for the "Miracles" single when it's released a few weeks from now?*
-
31.6%
- In the Top 15 (#11 - #15) ¤
23.4% - In the Top 10 (#6 - #10)*
21.5% - In the Top 20 (#16 - #20)
08.2% - In the Top 30 (#21 - #30)
05.7% - #1
05.1% - In the Top 5 (#2 - #5)
02.5% - Won't even make the Top 40
01.9% - In the Top 40 (#31 - #40)
Based upon these percentages, multiplying each by the mean figure for the respective choice and then summing the results, one could make an admittedly crude estimation that the survey participants' "collective prediction" of the peak U.K. singles chart position for "Miracles" will be #14. (The actual calculation comes to 14.0505.)
*November 23, 2003 update: As it turns out, "Miracles" debuted at #10 on the U.K. singles chart. Since the usual pattern for established artists these days is for them to peak at their debut position, #10 will almost certainly prove to be its peak position as well. So the "second-place" 23.4% who predicted "In the Top 10 (#6 - #10)" were correct! And our "collective prediction" proved to underestimate "Miracles" and/or the U.K. singles-buying public just a bit. (At least that's preferable to overestimating them. )
Survey
129 - Week of October 19, 2003 Will you see Bright Young Things? (134 voters) |
In light of the fact that the Pet Shop Boys' recordings have reportedly been rejected for use in the upcoming film Bright Young Things, are you inclined to see the movie when it comes out?*
32.8%
13.4% - Maybeit depends on whether it gets good reviews ¤
12.7%
- I'll wait until it shows up on TV or on video/DVD
11.9%
- Probably not
09.7% - Yes, definitely!
09.0%
- Probably
06.7%
- No, absolutely not!
03.7% - I may if I have nothing better to do
*A
few hours after I first posted this question, one of my site visitors alerted
me to the fact that the film had already been released in the U.K. for
several weeks and that, indeed, it didn't include any Pet Shop Boys recordings
(reportedly because the producers had decided they to use period recordings instead).
I'm confident that voters in various countries were able to "translate"
the question to their own particular circumstances.
Survey
128 - Week of October 12, 2003 Preferred genre for PSB film soundtrack (126 voters) |
If Chris and Neil were to write-and perhaps but not necessarily perform-the complete soundtrack music of a new motion picture in which they themselves did not appear, what type of film would you prefer it to be?
19.8%
- A sci-fi/fantasy movie
14.3%
- A romantic film
13.5%
- A "song-and-dance" musical ¤
12.7%
- A small, quirky arthouse film
09.5%
- A classic literary adaptation
06.3%
- A cartoon or computer-animated movie
04.8% - A historical drama
04.8%
- A "domestic drama"
04.8%
- A crime or suspense drama
02.4%
- A documentary
02.4%
- Some other type of film not listed here*
01.6% - A horror movie
01.6%
- A western
01.6%
- A comedy
00.0%
- An action/adventure movie
00.0% - A non-animated children's movie
*One
of the "Some other type
" voters suggested a "biopic"an
autobiographical film (presumably with actors portraying them)as a good
movie for the Boys to score. Great ideaI'd certainly go see it!
Survey
127 - Week of October 5, 2003 Which upcoming releases will you definitely buy? (197 voters) |
Pet Shop Boys fans will be treated, over the next two months or so, to several new releases-with some "redundancies" involved. Which of the following are you definitely planning on buying? (Please select all that apply.)*
83.2%
- The PopArt - The Videos DVD ¤
75.6%
- PopArt with the third "Mix" CD ¤
74.1%
- The "Miracles" single (any or all discs) ¤
24.4%
- The standard PopArt two-CD collection ¤
*Because
survey participants could select more than one item, the percentages total to
considerably more than 100%. I neglected to include the PopArt "vinyl
edition" among the choicesan unfortunate oversight on my part.
Survey
126 - Week of September 28, 2003 PopArt tracklisting (144 voters) |
Which of the following statements comes closest to your opinion of the choice of tracks on the upcoming PopArt collection?
-
44.4%
- "Except for one or two missing songs, I'm very pleased with it." ¤
18.1% - "I would gladly sacrifice a few tracks for more new songs."
15.3% - "It's perfect!"
11.8% - "A good selection, but I wish it were chronological."
05.6% - "I don't know or I'm undecided."
03.5% - "It has serious omissions that really spoil it for me."
01.4% - "I'm very displeased with it for other reasons."
Survey
125 - Weeks of September 14 and 21, 2003 Title and format of upcoming hits collection (185 voters) |
Which of the following statements comes closest to how you feel about the news from the official PSB website that the upcoming greatest hits album will be a two-disc set titled PopArt?
-
43.2%
- "Terrific! I love the title and I'm glad it will be a two-disc set."
28.1% - "I'm neutral about the title, but I'm glad it will be a two-disc set." ¤
05.9% - "I hate the title, but I'm glad it will be a two-disc set."
05.4% - "I love the title, but I'm neutral about it being a two-disc set."
04.9% - "I'm neutral about both the title and the two-disc format."
04.3% - "I really don't care."
03.2% - "I'm not sure yet."
02.2% - "I'm neutral about the title, and I'm displeased with the two-disc format."
01.6% - "I hate the title, and I'm neutral about the two-disc format."
01.1% - "Terrible! I hate both the title and the two-disc format!"
00.0% - "I love the title, but I'm not pleased it will be a two-disc set."
Survey
124 - Week of September 7, 2003 How many friends are PSB fans? (175 voters) |
In your circle of personal (that is, non-Internet) friends, how many are also Pet Shop Boys fans?
-
36.0%
- "I'm the only PSB fan I Know!"
29.1% - "Two or three of my friends are also PSB fans."
17.7% - "I have one friend who's also a PSB fan."
11.4% - "Quite a few of my friends (but fewer than half) are PSB fans." ¤
04.6% - "Most but not all of my friends are PSB fans."
00.6% - "All or nearly all of my friends are PSB fans."
00.6% - "Nonein fact, I'm not even a PSB fan myself!"
Survey
123 - Week of August 31, 2003 Which PSB song do you most want to hear live? (137 voters) |
Of all of the songs that have been officially released by the Pet Shop Boys on their own albums and singles (including b-sides) but which they haven't yet performed live in concert, which would you most like to hear them perform live?
06.6%
- Delusions of Grandeur
06.6%
- It Always Comes as a Surprise
04.4%
- The End of the World
03.6% - Bet She's Not Your Girlfriend ¤
03.6% - I Get Excited (You Get Excited Too)
03.6% - In Denial
03.6% -
Saturday Night Forever
03.6% - Try It (I'm in Love with a Married Man)
02.9% - Between Two Islands
02.9% - Dreaming of the Queen
02.9% - Hey,
Headmaster
02.9% - Miserablism
02.9% - Nervously
02.9%
- The Survivors
02.2%
- Always
02.2% - Betrayed
02.2% - A Different Point of View
02.2%
- Hit and Miss
02.2%
- It Couldn't Happen Here
02.2%
- Lies
02.2% - Metamorphosis
02.2%
- A New Life
02.2%
- Up Against It
01.5% - The Boy Who Couldn't Keep His Clothes On
01.5% - Break 4 Love
01.5%
- For All of Us
01.5% - Friendly Fire*
01.5% - How I Learned to Hate Rock 'n' Roll
01.5% - I Want a Dog
01.5%
- One and One Make Five
01.5% - One of the Crowd
01.5% - Radiophonic
01.5% - That's My Impression
01.5% - Was That What It Was?
plus one vote (00.7%) for each of the following:
- Confidential
- Forever in Love
- If Looks Could Kill
- Jack the Lad
- KDX 125
- Nothing Has Been Proved*
- One Thing Leads to Another
- Screaming
- Single
- Somebody Else's Business
- Time on My Hands
- Tonight Is Forever**
- Too Many People
- Two Divided by Zero
*As it turns out, I was mistaken to include "Friendly Fire" and "Nothing Has Been Proved" in the options. The Pet Shop Boys actually did perform "Friendly Fire" during at least two of their Somewhere concerts at London's Savoy Theatre, and they performed "Nothing Has Been Proved" during their first major tour. I wish I could have contacted the people who voted for those songs, giving them a chance to pick other songs as alternatives. But since my surveys are completely anonymous, I had no way of doing this. I apologize for these errors.
**This was a "write-in vote" by someone who said that, seeing as how the Boys have performed only a single verse and chorus of "Tonight Is Forever" as an "offstage prelude" to their DiscoVery shows, he wanted to vote for hearing it in its entirety. I can see his point.
Survey
122 - Week of August 24, 2003 Has reading changed your opinion of PSB? (126 voters) |
Have your opinions or attitudes about the Pet Shop Boys changed as a result of reading about them-particularly in the Literally fan club magazine and/or Chris Heath's books?
-
32.5%
- "Yes, reading has improved my opinions of them." ¤
20.6% - "No, what I've read hasn't changed my opinions of them."
20.6% - "NoI really haven't read much about them."
08.7% - "Reading has caused my opinions of them to fluctuate."
06.3% - "My opinions have improved in some ways, lessened in others."
04.8% - "It's too complex to be covered by any of these choices."
02.4% - "My opinions of Neil have improved, but lessened for Chris."
02.4% - "I'm not sure."
00.8% - "My opinions of Chris have improved, but lessened for Neil."
00.8% - "Yes, reading has lessened my opinions of them."
Survey
121 - Week of August 17, 2003 Do you own the 2001 reissues? (166 voters) |
Do you own the 2001 reissues of the Pet Shop Boys' albums with the "Further Listening" bonus discs?
-
62.7%
- "Yes, I have all six of them!" ¤
12.7% - "No, I don't have any of them."
10.8% - "I have four or five of them."
09.0% - "I have two or three of them."
04.8% - "I have just one of them."
Survey
120 - Week of August 10, 2003 Which singles should appear on the "greatest hits"? (168 voters) |
Assuming that, like Discography, the single-disc Pet Shop Boys "greatest hits" collection scheduled for release late this autumn will have 18 tracks, two of which are reserved for brand-new singles, which 16 of the previous UK and US singles should appear on this CD?
Note: The 16 singles that received the most votes are highlighted in red below. The figure indicates the percentage of voters who included that song among their selections. Because voters could make up to 16 choices, the percentage total is considerably greater than 100%. In case you're wondering about my own votes (¤ ), my rationale was that I would personally prefer if the upcoming hits collection didn't overlap with Discography, but take up where it left off. Actually, a substantial number of voters 27 (16.1%) of them, to be precisevoted only for songs that didn't appear on Discography. I realize, however, that for commercial reasons, a "post-Discography-only" collection will probably not be released.*
82.7%
- Go West ¤
82.1%
- Can You Forgive Her? ¤
79.2% - West End Girls
73.8%
- It's a Sin
71.4%
- Always on My Mind
71.4%
- Being Boring
70.8%
- Home and Dry ¤
64.9% - Se A Vida
E (That's the Way Life Is) ¤
63.1%
- New York City Boy ¤
57.1%
- What Have I Done to Deserve This?
53.0%
- Left to My Own Devices
51.8% - A Red Letter Day ¤
51.8%
- I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any More ¤
50.0%
- You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk ¤
48.2%
- Before ¤
47.6%
- Domino Dancing
46.4%
- So Hard
44.6%
- I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing ¤
39.3%
- Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)
36.3%
- Somewhere ¤
35.1% - Suburbia
34.5% - Rent
31.0% - Yesterday, When I Was Mad ¤
29.2% - I Get Along
29.2% - Paninaro '95 ¤
30.4% - Heart
28.6% - Where the Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes
Off You)
28.0%
- Liberation ¤
24.4%
- Single-Bilingual ¤
23.2% - Love Comes Quickly
21.4%
- Absolutely Fabulous ¤
17.9%
- Jealousy
15.5% - It's Alright
14.9% - To Step Aside
14.3% - Break
4 Love
10.1%
- Was It Worth It?
07.1% - How Can You Expect to Be Taken Seriously?
06.5%
- DJ Culture
*If you take the "Top 16" and display them in chronological orderalways my own preference for anthologies of this sortit would look like this:
West End Girls
It's a Sin
What Have I Done to Deserve This?
Always on My Mind
Domino Dancing
Left to My Own Devices
Being Boring
Can You Forgive Her?
Go West
Before
Se A Vida E (That's the Way Life Is)
A Red Letter Day
I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any More
New York City Boy
You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk
Home and Dry
plus two new tracks
A pretty good "career anthology," if you ask me. I'll be very surprised, however, if "Absolutely Fabulous," "Paninaro '95," and "Somewhere" don't make it on to the actual CDor, for that matter, the single remixes of "I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing" and "Yesterday, When I Was Mad"since none them have appeared in their single versions on the regular editions of any PSB albums. Of course, it's just a matter of time before we see how accurate this "collective preference" turns out to be!
Survey
119 - Week of August 3, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 17: "Overlooked" and unreleased songs (112 voters) |
Please rate each of the following previously "overlooked" or officially unreleased songs by the Pet Shop Boys on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
118 - Week of July 27, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 16: Closer to Heaven songs (89 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs from the Pet Shop Boys' stage musical Closer to Heaven that they themselves haven't yet officially released in their own renditions on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
117 - Week of July 20, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 15: Songs written for/with other artists (119 voters) |
Please rate each of the Pet Shop Boys' collaborations with Electronic as well as the songs that Neil and Chris have written for other artists but which haven't yet been officially released in "PSB versions" on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
116 - Week of July 13, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 14: Disco 3 and Release b-sides (150 voters) |
Please rate each of the "new" songs on Disco 3 as well as the b-sides/bonus tracks from the singles of the "Release era" on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Song
(Listed from Highest Average Rating to Lowest) |
Average Rating |
%
of voters rating 10 |
%
of voters rating 0 |
Wayne's Rating¤ |
Somebody Else's Business | 7.799 |
24.0% |
0.0% |
7 |
Always | 7.677 |
23.3% |
0.0% |
6 |
Try It (I'm in Love with a Married Man) | 7.400 |
24.0% |
2.0% |
2 |
Positive Role Model | 7.136 |
10.7% |
0.7% |
6 |
Between Two Islands | 7.026 |
15.3% |
0.7% |
4 |
Time on My Hands | 6.951 |
11.3% |
0.0% |
4 |
Sexy Northerner | 6.938 |
18.0% |
3.3% |
5 |
If Looks Could Kill* | 6.732 |
12.0% |
0.7% |
3 |
Friendly Fire* | 6.732 |
11.3% |
2.0% |
6 |
Break 4 Love | 6.277 |
9.3% |
2.0% |
5 |
Nightlife | 6.144 |
8.7% |
2.7% |
7 |
Searching for the Face of Jesus | 5.426 |
4.7% |
2.7% |
5 |
*Although it would appear that "If Looks Could Kill" and "Friendly Fire" are tied with an average rating of 6.732, that's only because the average is rounded to the nearest thousandth. If you extend the degree of accuracy to the hundred-thousandth place, you'll find that "If Looks Could Kill" has an average rating of 6.73239, whereas the average rating of "Friendly Fire" is 6.73228. Thus, "If Looks Could Kill" is ranked ahead of "Friendly Fire."
Survey
115 - Week of July 6, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 13: b-sides/bonus tracks of the "Nightlife era" (128 voters) |
Please rate each of the Pet Shop Boys' b-sides and bonus tracks of the "Nightlife era" as well as several previously unreleased demos on the 2001 album reissue "Further Listening" discs on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
114 - Week of June 29, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 12: b-sides/bonus tracks of the "Bilingual era" (138 voters) |
Please rate each of the Pet Shop Boys' b-sides and bonus tracks of the "Bilingual era" on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
113 - Week of June 22, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 11: Release (162 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the Pet Shop Boys' album Release on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
112 - Week of June 15, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 10: Nightlife (182 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the Pet Shop Boys' album Nightlife on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
111 - Week of June 8, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 9: Bilingual (172 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the Pet Shop Boys' album Bilingual on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
110 - Week of June 1, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 8: Alternative, Disc 2 (146 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the second disc of the Pet Shop Boys' b-sides collection Alternative (minus "Violence," which was covered in a previous rating poll), on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
109 - Week of May 25, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 7: Alternative, Disc 1 (147 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the first disc of the Pet Shop Boys' b-sides collection Alternative (minus "I Want a Dog," which was covered in a previous rating poll), on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
108 - Week of May 18, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 6: Relentless & Non-album Singles of the '90s (152 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the Pet Shop Boys' album Relentless as well as three "non-album" singles of the 1990s on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
107 - Week of May 11, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 5: Very (180 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the Pet Shop Boys' album Very on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
106 - Week of May 4, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 4: Behaviour (159 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the Pet Shop Boys' album Behaviour on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
105 - Week of April 27, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 3: Introspective "plus" (162 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the Pet Shop Boys' album Introspective, plus the "new" songs on Discography, on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
104 - Week of April 20, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 2: Actually (168 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the Pet Shop Boys' album Actually on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
103 - Week of April 13, 2003 "The Rating Project" Part 1: Please (165 voters) |
Please rate each of the songs on the Pet Shop Boys' first album Please on a scale of 0 to 10 as they compare with other PSB songs (0 = "one of the worst PSB songs ever"; 5 = "an average PSB song"; 10 = "one of the very best PSB songs ever"):
Survey
102 - Week of April 6, 2003 All-time favorite PSB single (231 voters) |
What is your all-time favorite Pet Shop Boys single?
13.4%
- Being Boring ¤
06.9% - Can You Forgive
Her?
06.5% - Love Comes Quickly
06.5%
- Left to My Own Devices
05.6%
- Always on My Mind
05.2% - Rent
04.8%
- So Hard
03.9% - West End Girls
03.9%
- You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk
03.5%
- Go West
03.0%
- Domino Dancing
02.6% - Opportunities (Let's Make
Lots of Money)
02.6% - It's a Sin
02.6%
- What Have I Done to Deserve This?
02.6% - Heart
02.6% - A Red Letter Day
02.2% - Liberation
01.7% - Yesterday, When I
Was Mad
01.7% - I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any More
01.7% - Home and Dry
01.3% - Suburbia
01.3% - How Can You Expect to Be
Taken Seriously?
01.3% - Where the Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes
Off You)
01.3% - I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing
01.3% - Paninaro
'95
00.9% - It's Alright
00.9% - Jealousy
00.9% - DJ Culture
00.9%
- Was It Worth It?
00.9% - Before
00.9% - Se A Vida E (That's the Way
Life Is)
00.9% - Somewhere
00.9% - New York City Boy
00.9% - London
00.4% - Single-Bilingual
00.4% - To Step Aside
00.4% - Absolutely Fabulous
00.4% - I Get Along
00.4% - Some other single not mentioned here*
*The person who voted for "Some other single not mentioned here" didn't email me the title of his or her favorite single.
Survey
101 - Week of March 30, 2003 Least favorite PSB album redux (195 voters) |
What is your all-time least favorite Pet Shop Boys album (again, not counting Discography)?
56.4%
- Disco 2 ¤
08.2% -
Release
07.7%
- Disco
06.7%
- Bilingual
03.6%
- Behaviour
03.1%
- Relentless
03.1%
- Disco 3
02.6%
- Please
02.6%
- Actually
02.1%
- Alternative
02.1%
- Nightlife
01.0%
- Introspective
01.0%
- Very
Again, it's interesting to compare these results with those of the first time I asked this question in Survey #1 (which asked about both favorite album and least favorite album).
Survey
100 - Week of March 23, 2003 Favorite PSB album redux (194 voters) |
Not counting Discography, what is your all-time favorite Pet Shop Boys album?
-
29.4%
- Behaviour
25.3% - Very ¤
13.4% - Bilingual
07.2% - Please
05.7% - Actually
04.1% - Introspective
03.6% - Alternative
03.6% - Nightlife
03.6% - Release
01.5% - Disco
01.0% - Relentless
01.0% - Disco 3
00.5% - Disco 2
It's interesting to compare these results with those of the first time I asked this question roughly two years (and two albums) earlier, way back in Survey #1.
Survey
99 - Week of March 16, 2003 No more PSB surveys? (185 voters) |
Should I end my PSB surveys next week with Survey #100?*
70.3%
- Nokeep having weekly surveys as long as possible
10.8%
- Nobut reduce their frequency from weekly to monthly
10.2%
- Yes100 PSB surveys are enough
08.6%
- I don't caredo whatever you want to do
*I abstained from voting in this survey because of an obvious conflict of interest. ¤
Survey
98 - Week of March 9, 2003 Backups of PSB albums? (151 voters) |
Do you have "backup copies" of most or all of your Pet Shop Boys albumsand, if so, what did you do to obtain your backups?
40.4%
- Nojust one copy of an album is enough for me
27.2%
- YesI've done more than one of the following ¤
09.3% -
YesI've made my own backups on CD or tape
09.3%
- YesI keep backup files on my computer
08.6%
- YesI've bought backup copies in the same format (such as CD)
05.3% -
YesI've bought backup copies in other formats (such as vinyl or tape)
Survey
97 - Week of March 2, 2003 Your future as a PSB fan (209 voters) |
How do you envision your status as a Pet Shop Boys fan in the futuresay, five years from now?
66.5%
- I'll probably still be a fan at the same level I am right now ¤
21.5% -
I guess that depends on what the Boys do in the future
07.2%
- I'll probably be even more of a fan than I am now
04.8%
- I'll probably be less of a fan than I am now
00.0%
- I'm not a fan now and I don't expect to be one in the future
Survey
96 - Week of February 23, 2003 Favorite artist other than PSB (118 voters) |
Whoaside from the Pet Shop Boys, of courseis your favorite recording artist (either solo or group)?*
11.4%
(13½ votes**) - New Order
08.1%
(9½ votes**) - Depeche Mode
05.1%
(6 votes) - Erasure
04.2%
(5 votes) - ABBA
04.2%
(5 votes) - Madonna
03.4%
(4 votes) - Queen
02.5%
(3 votes) - Beatles
02.5%
(3 votes) - Saint Etienne
01.7%
(2 votes) - Marc Almond
01.7%
(2 votes) - Alphaville
01.7%
(2 votes) - The Cure
01.7%
(2 votes) - Duran Duran
01.7%
(2 votes) - Morrissey
01.7%
(2 votes) - REM
01.7%
(2 votes) - Royksopp
01.7%
(2 votes) - U2
01.7%
(2 votes) - Robbie Williams
plus one vote (00.8%) for each of the following:
Air
- Laurie Anderson
- Rick Astley
- Beach Boys ¤
- The Beautiful South
- Better Than Ezra
- Blondie
- Bonepony
- David Bowie
- Kate Bush
- Eva Cassidy
- Nick Cave
- Dead Can Dance
- Celine Dion
- The Divine Comedy
- Dubstar
- Bob Dylan
- Enigma
- Eurythmics
- Fancy
- Frankie Goes to Hollywood
- Peter Gabriel
- Billie Holiday
- The Jam
- Billy Joel
Kraftwerk
- Lemon Jelly
- Kirsty MacColl
- Magnetic Fields
- George Michael
- Bette Midler
- Kylie Minogue
- Missy Elliott
- Portishead
- Pulp
- RMB
- Roxy Music
- Rush
- Frank Sinatra
- Smashing Pumpkins
- The Smiths
- Britney Spears
- Dusty Springfield
- Steely Dan
- Sunscreem
- t.A.T.u.
- Tears for Fears
- They Might Be Giants
- TISM
- Travis
and, finally, one voter who simply couldn't pick just one:
- "I have too many favorite artists to write down here."
*Two voters pointed out that they were indeed voting for their absolute favorite artist, whom they liked even more than the Pet Shop Boys. It's perhaps likely that some others felt this way as well.
**One voter insisted that he or she could not possibly choose between New Order and Depeche Mode. So I agreed to split that vote in half, awarding a "half-vote" to each.
Survey
95 - Week of February 16, 2003 Own Disco 3 vinyl edition? (153 voters) |
Do you already own or are you planning on buying the special three-disc vinyl edition of Disco 3, with the "bonus remixes"?
48.4%
- No, I probably won't buy it
23.5%
- Yes, I already own the vinyl edition
09.8%
- I'm looking for it, but haven't found it yet ¤
08.5%
- I'll probably get around to buying it eventually
05.9%
- I'm not sureI'm thinking about it
03.9%
- I have it on order, but haven't received it yet
Survey
94 - Week of February 9, 2003 Favorite Disco 3 track (189 voters) |
What is your favorite track from the new Disco 3 album?
24.9%
- Somebody Else's Business* ¤
19.0% -
Try It (I'm in Love with a Married Man)
15.3%
- "I
can't say because I haven't heard the album yet."
14.3%
- Here (PSB new extended mix)
07.9%
- Time on My Hands
04.8%
- If Looks Could Kill
04.2%
- Positive Role Model
04.2%
- "I
have the album, but I'm not ready to choose."
01.6%
- Home and Dry (Black & Jones remix)
01.6%
- London (Genuine Piano mix)
01.1%
- London (Thee Radikal Blaklite edit)
01.1%
- Sexy Northerner (Superchumbo mix)
*I neglected to include in the voting options the extra tracks on the vinyl edition of Disco 3. Two email correspondents told me that their favorite Disco 3 track was one of those special vinyl tracks, the Extended Mix of "Somebody Else's Business."
Survey
93 - Week of February 2, 2003 How do you feel about no Disco 3 singles? (197 voters) |
Which of the following statements comes closest to how you feel about the fact that there apparently won't be any new singles released from the Disco 3 album?
17.8%
- I think it's a mistakeI want those single bonus tracks!
16.2% -
I'm OK with itthe other Disco albums didn't have singles, either
16.2% -
I think it's a mistakethe Boys need the exposure of a single
11.2% -
I think it's a mistakesingles help promote album sales
09.6%
- I don't care about it one way or the other
08.1%
- It'll be OK as long as some of the new tracks get dance-club play ¤
05.6%
- I'm not yet convinced that there won't be any new singles
05.1% -
I'm OK with itit shows they aren't just a "singles band"
05.1%
- I'm OK with itsinlges are increasingly irrelevant, anyway
03.0%
- I'm OK with it for some other reason
02.0%
- I think it's a mistake for some other reason
Overall,
here's the cumulative breakdown:
47.2%
- Think it's a mistake
37.6%
- OK with it (or probably will be) ¤
15.2% -
Unconvinced or don't care
Survey
92 - Week of January 26, 2003 PSB song most identified with (79 voters) |
Which Pet Shop Boys song do you most closely identify with, or which one best reflects your own feelings, philosophy, or experience?
-
Always on My Mind
- Bet
She's Not Your Girlfriend
- Closer
to Heaven
- Confidential
- Dreaming
of the Queen
- For
All of Us
- Friendly
Fire
- Getting
Away with It
- Heart
- Hit
and Miss
- Home
and Dry
- I
Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing
- It
Always Comes as a Surprise
- Metamorphosis
- Only
the Wind
- Paninaro
- Paninaro
'95
- The
Samurai in Autumn
- So
Hard
- Too
Many People
- West
End Girls**
- Yesterday,
When I Was Mad
- You
Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk
- Young
Offender
- You've
Got to Start Somewhere
*Of course, those who voted this way phrased it differently, but this was the gist of what they were saying. Some noted that the song they most identify with changes quite a bit depending on their mood.
**Although the voter actually typed "West End Boys." A Freudian slip, perhaps?
07.6%
(6 votes) - It's a Sin
06.3%
(5 votes) - It Couldn't Happen Here
06.3%
(5 votes) - Nervously
06.3%
(5 votes) - A Red Letter Day
05.1%
(4 votes) - Being Boring
05.1%
(4 votes) - "I
just can't choose only one song."*
03.8%
(3 votes) - Love Is a Catastrophe
03.8%
(3 votes) - Miserablism
03.8%
(3 votes) - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)
02.5%
(2 votes) - Domino Dancing
02.5%
(2 votes) - Jealousy
02.5%
(2 votes) - King's Cross
02.5%
(2 votes) - Liberation ¤
02.5%
(2 votes) - Love Comes Quickly
02.5%
(2 votes) - This Must Be the Place I Waited Years to Leave
02.5%
(2 votes) - To Face the Truth
02.5%
(2 votes) - You Choose
plus one vote (01.3%) for each of the following:
Survey
91 - Week of January 19, 2003 Fans' gender and orientation (244 voters) |
What is your gender and orientation? (An attempt at more "PSB fan demographics."*)
47.5%
- Heterosexual male
30.7%
- Gay male ¤
10.7%
- Heterosexual female
03.3%
- Bisexual male
02.0%
- Bisexual female
02.0%
- Male, but I'm not certain of my orientation
01.6%
- Female, but I'm not certain of my orientation
00.8%
- Lesbian (gay female)
00.8%
- I don't fit into any of these categories
00.8%
- Anonymity aside, I still prefer not to answer this question
As for the overall male/female breakdown:
83.2%
- Male ¤
15.2%
- Female
01.6%
- No answer/"doesn't fit"
*I understand and acknowledge, of course, that this and every other survey I conduct isn't really a "true cross-section" of "PSB fandom." Rather, it reflects only visitors to my website who decide to take part. Still, while these surveys certainly aren't "definitive," I do believe they're "indicative" in that there's a distinct possibility that they do reflect PSB fandom in general.
Survey
90 - Week of January 12, 2003 How are your PSB CDs organized? (191 voters) |
In what order do you have your Pet Shop Boys CDs organized? (For the purposes of this survey, count just official PSB albumsnot singles or bootlegs.)
64.4%
- Chronologically in the order in which they were released ¤
15.2% -
All together, but in random order
09.4%
- All mixed up with my other CDs
06.8%
- Alphabetically by title
02.1%
- In the order in which I bought them
01.0%
- I have only one PSB CD
00.5%
- In order of personal preference (favorites first)
00.5%
- I don't have any PSB CDs
00.0%
- In some other order not described here*
*A couple of people pointed out that they keep their PSB CDs segregated from their other CDs, on a separate shelf. But those voters didn't choose the "some other order" option; at least one of them noted that they're ordered on that separate shelf chronologically.
Survey
89 - Week of January 5, 2003 How old when you became a fan? (236 voters) |
How old were you when you first became a fan of the Pet Shop Boys?
37.3%
- 15-19 years old
30.5%
- 10-14 years old
11.9%
- 20-24 years old
10.2%
- Younger than 10 years old
05.5%
- 25-29 years old
02.2%
- 30-34 years old
02.2%
- 35-39 years old ¤
00.4%
- 40+ years old
00.0%
- "I'm not a fan of the Pet Shop Boys"
It's interesting to note that, as is so often the case in demographic surveys concerning ages and other numerical figures, the results form an almost perfect bell curve. (Take a look at Survey 43 for another example of a bell curvea survey with results that are no doubt closely related to the results of this survey.)
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